“The funny thing about that little white speck on the top of chicken shit, that little white speck is chicken shit too.”
Rory Calhoun - Ernest Tucker

“I bet you've never been camping before. It's so much fun! There's singing, marshmallows, and all sorts of stupid humans to scare!”
Michael Oliver - Junior

“- Pop Fisher: I'd have walked away from baseball and I'd have bought a farm.
- Roy Hobbs: Nothing like a farm. Nothing like being around animals, fixing things. There's nothing like being in the field with the corn and the winter wheat. The greenest stuff you ever saw.”
Wilford Brimley - Pop Fisher
Robert Redford - Roy Hobbs

“Sir, I am a Navy man. Where I come from, there are no oceans. Only dirt farms and ornery mules. And no self-respecting Navy man makes a living driving mules.”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Chief Carl Brashear

“- Richard Newton: Hey, Brennan. I bet all your friends are gonna be staying in hotels this summer. We're gonna sleep beside pristine lakes in the great outdoors, and the beauty of it is this rig has everything! So, you'll never even know you left home.
- Brennan Newton: That's just it, Dad: it's home, but smaller for two weeks.”
Judge Reinhold - Richard Newton
Joe Pichler - Brennan Newton