- Woman at Car: Did you like the opera, dear?
- Vivian Ward: It was so good, I almost peed my pants!
- Edward Lewis: She said she liked it better than "Pirates of Penzance".
Tracy Reiner - Woman at Car
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis

“- Mitch: I don't like you!
- Patch Adams: Why don't you like me? You're a prick and I like you.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Mitch
Robin Williams - Patch Adams

“- Cortez: You know O'Neil, I like you better when you drink.
- Jordan O'Neill: You know Cortez, I like you better when I drink.”
Demi Moore - Cortez
Demi Moore - Jordan O'Neill

“I don't care anymore about looking perfect, it's so overrated! I don't need a nose job or blond hair, cos my sex-god boyfriend likes me just the way I am!”
Georgia Groome - Georgia Nicolson

“The only thing worse than a boy you hate, is a boy you like.”
Ben Schnetzer - Max Vandenburg