“- Dr. Watson: Being men of no moral fiber whatsoever, they can't resist helping themselves to a new pair of shoes.
- Sherlock Holmes: Do you think they have these in brown?”
Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

“The best place to meet a guy is at the supermarket. You see a guy holding a list, you know he's married. He's in the frozen food section carrying a small basket, he's single. I like to hang out by fruits and vegetables, there's a better chance of getting a guy who's healthy.”
Bess Wohl - Rebecca

“Remember you're in France: the customer is always wrong!”
Marion Cotillard - Fanny Chenal

“Christmas shopping, never an easy or a pleasant task.”
Alan Rickman - Harry

You know what a man should never ask in a Victoria's Secret shop? "Does this come in children's sizes?".
Barry Pepper - Frank Slaughtery