“- Tommy Max: I'm very sorry, I...
- Walt Price: You're very sorry, you passive-aggressive, son of a bitch... Can we replace him?
- Bill Smith: We start shooting in three days.”

Jim Frangione - Tommy Max
William H. Macy - Walt Price
Lionel Mark Smith - Bill Smith

“- Buff: I've been making these tapes, you know, video tapes. I ripped off a camcorder up at the mall and I thought, you know, it could be something that I do, be a video artist, you know.
- Tim: Ladies and gentlemen, Buff, the postmodern idiot savant. He willl outdo us all.”
Steve Zahn - Buff
Nicky Katt - Tim

“I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker about his poop fetish!”
Dieter Laser - Bill Boss

“There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel.”
Joan Crawford - Crystal Allen

“Who turns you into a vain, cheap, worldly fool? Linton does. You'll never love him, but you'll let yourself be loved because it pleases your stupid, greedy vanity.”

Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff