All I want fo Christmas is 2 fat bicthes with a name belt that say "glitter" on it.
Mike Epps - Day-Day

Christmas is not "clothing optional" this year, we have a guest.

Diane Keaton - Sybil Stone

“You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: it's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.”
Bill Murray - Phil

“What I tell you? One day you gonna meet the right kind of man.”

Jaime Tirelli - Leticia's father

“I went to see a woman who was supposed to have powers of communicating with those who had 'passed across' as she called it. She said that people who had passed across were picky about who they communicated with, not like most people you run into on this side. So you needed a guide, someone with a gift for talking to souls.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Ed Crane