“If more guns make people safer, then America would be one of the safest countries in the world. It isn't. It's the opposite.”
Canadian - Himself

“- Artemus Gordon: My auxiliary tool kit, I forgot all about it. It must have fallen out of my pocket.
- James West: Your pocket? Why wasn't it on some spring-loaded contraption that shoots out your ass?
- Artemus Gordon: That's the first place Loveless would have looked.”
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West

“It's like an ICBM. You're never gonna use the fucker, but you sleep better at night knowing that you have one.”

Charlie Sheen - Ted Varrick

“- Vanessa Kensington: Did you use protection?
- Austin Powers: Of course. I had my 9mm automatic.
- Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant 'did you use a condom'?”
Liz Hurley - Vanessa Kensington
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“- Lucille: Would you happen to know how your slingshot wound up in my car?
- Peejoe: I figured you could probably use some protection.”
Melanie Griffith - Lucille
Lucas Black - Peejoe