“- Blanky: Help me! I'm stuck!
- Toaster: I hear him.
- Lampy: I don't see him anywhere.
- The Radio: Maybe he's calling from Blanket Heaven. He's a white, fluffly little angel with a knob-nose.”
Timothy E. Day - Blanky
Deanna Oliver - Toaster
Timothy Stack - Lampy
Jon Lovitz - Radio

“- Bethany: What's he like?
- Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
- Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
- Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.”
Linda Fiorentino - Bethany
Alan Rickman - Metatron

“God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!”
R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman

“- Daniel: Annuka told me they believe that in the forest at night the dead can see. The souls of men hunt the souls of animals.
- Father Laforgue: Is that what she told you? It is childish, Daniel.
- Daniel: Is it harder to believe in than Paradise where we all sit on clouds and look at God?”

Aden Young - Daniel
Lothaire Bluteau - Laforgue

“- Laforgue: I put my trust in God. He will guide me all the way to paradise.
- Chomina: But you have not seen this paradise. No man should welcome death. This world is a cruel place.”
Lothaire Bluteau - Laforgue
August Schellenberg - Chomina