“- Clementine Kruczynski: People have to share things.That's what intimacy is.
- Joel Barish: I'm sorry, my life isn't that interesting.
- Clementine Kruczynski: I want to read some of those journals you're constantly scribbling in. What do you write in there if you don't have any thoughts or passions or... love?”

Kate Winslet - Clementine Kruczynski
Jim Carrey - Joel Barish

“- Ace Ventura: Excuse me! I'd like to ass you a few questions!
- Emilio: This is not the time, Ace. If Einhorn comes down here and sees me talking to you or your ass, I'm history.”

Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura
Tone Loc - Emilio

“- Eric Bates: Hang on, I got the key.
- Jack Brown: You got the key? Why didn't you say so?
- Eric Bates: You didn't ask me.”
Scott Schwartz - Eric Bates
Richard Pryor - Jack Brown

“- Verne: Big-hearted, ain't you Moll.
- Moll: We're all together, aren't we? Everything is share and share alike, with us. With all of us, ain't it! With everything.”
Albert Dekker - Moll
Clark Gable - Verne

“Having fun together, getting a kick out of simple little things, out of beauty like this. Sharing confidences we wouldn't share with anybody else in all the world. Won't you be honest and tell me if you are happy too? Since the night on the boat when you told me about your illness, I can't get you out of my mind - or out of my heart either.”

Paul Henreid - Jerry Durrance