“Women, they have minds, and they have souls, as well as just hearts. And they've got ambition, and they've got talent, as well as just beauty. I'm so sick of people saying that love is just all a woman is fit for.”
“If you wake up in the morning and you can’t think of anything but singing first, then you’re supposed to be a singer girl.”
“My mother always wanted to be a witch. But she didn't have the gift. It's not that I want to be the best. I'm just so tired of being the worst.”
“- Napoleon Dynamite: I don't even have any good skills.
- Pedro: What do you mean?
- Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like numchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!”