“Splitting Heirs” quotes(1993)
Plot – A rich Englishman dies and leaves his legacy to an American man whom he thinks to be his lost son. However another British man is convinced to be the right heir, but the American man is actually his boss, his friend and the man who has snatched him the woman of his dreams.
All actors – Eric Idle, Rick Moranis, Barbara Hershey, Catherine Zeta-Jones, John Cleese, Sadie Frost, Stratford Johns, Brenda Bruce, William Franklyn, Charu Bala Chokshi, Jeremy Clyde, Richard Huwshow all
“Splitting Heirs” Quotes 10 quotes
“Sex before the wedding is so much better without the groom.”
“- Butler: Drunk again, sir?
- Henry Bullock: That's okay, Butler. So are we.”
“I was doomed to an eternity in the fires of hell as a Christian and a horrendous rebirth as a Hindu.”
“- Adoption Agent: She insisted that you were adopted by a member of the working class to save you from the curse of money.
- Tommy Patel: How very thoughtful...”
“- Kitty: You practically date-raped me!
- Tommy Patel: I what? I date-raped you six times!
- Kitty: Well, perhaps I did encourage you a bit.
- Tommy Patel: A bit!”
“That's Henry's mother, the black sheep in the family. She took so many strokes in the 60s they called her the U.S. open.”
“So many of you orphans. Unwanted children all over the place. People were sex-mad in the 60s, seemed to do it just for fun... Weird.”
“- CID Officer: We believe foul play was involved.
- Tommy Patel: Surely you don't think I...
- CID Officer: I don't think anything, sir. I'm a police officer.”
“You don't have to worry about me, dear. I'm bi-sexual. Whenever I want to have sex, I have to buy it.”
“You can't just arouse a woman and then yell stop, even if you are English.”