“- Kate: I can't believe a drug company would sponsor a trip like this, no questions. It seems so... corrupt.
- Molly: It's a corrupt world. Let's not argue. It's all less money they can spend on torturing beagles.”
Andie MacDowell - Kate
Anna Chancellor - Molly

“- Otis B. Driftwood: Could he sail tomorrow?
- Fiorello: You pay him enough money, he could sail yesterday.”

Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood
Chico Marx - Fiorello

“- Rick Leland: You certainly are a girl of many colors. First, your legs get blue. Then, your face turns green. And, now, your red all over.
- Alberta Marlow: I never knew what suffering was until I came on this pleasure trip.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow

“When I was a kid, I used to dream about going someplace on a ship. Well, here I am!”

Robert Mitchum - Bob Gray

“This is what I love about my job. I get to travel, see the world, meet new cultures. I mean, it's all bacterial, but hey, what the fuck?”
Josh Brolin - Josh