“All that I ask is that you do each and every little thing that pops into my head, while I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind.”
Jim Carrey - Count Olaf
“The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiotsons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation.”
Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko
“Females are useful there only to work or to have children. The Japs don't understand the love we have for our women. They don't even have a word for it in their language.”
Cary Grant - Capt. Cassidy
“The Red Man ain't got no problem with the Black Man. As for you, White Boy, that's a whole different story. I mean, first you enslave the Black Man, exploit the Yellow Man, and then you kill off the Red Man so you can snatch up his land for railroads.”
Big Daddy Kane - Father Time
“- Walter Fielding: It doesn't make any sense, why would somebody be selling a million dollar house for a hundred thousand? - Jack Schnittman: Who knows? A divorce, loan sharks, a scandal. The point is you get to capitalize on another human being's misfortune. That's the basis of real estate.”
Tom Hanks - Walter Fielding
Josh Mostel - Jack Schnittman
