“Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning.”

Thomas Haden Church - Lyle Van de Groot

“- George Noon: I may look tough and mean-spirited but I'm really a sensitive artist.
- Tomomi: That's very interesting.
- George Noon: I paint, and I sculpt with my hands.
- Tomomi: That's very interesting too.
- George Noon: You have no idea what I'm saying, do you?
- Tomomi: That's very interesting.”
Dian Bachar - George Noon
Tomomi - Tomomi

“- Rocky: You're like paper. You know, you're trash.
- Anthony Adams: Like trash?
- Rocky: You know, you're like paper falling by, you know... It doesn't sound that bad in Spanish...”

Donny Caicedo - Rocky
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams

“- Miles Logan: Yo tengo el gato los pantalones.
- Carlson: You just said you have a cat in your pants.”
Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan

“- Lane Myer: Uh, hello?
- Monique Junot: Ah, bonjour.
- Lane Myer: Monique, hi.
- Monique Junot: Comment allez-vous?
- Lane Myer: No thanks, I already had breakfast.”
John Cusack - Lane Myer
Diane Frankin - Monique Junot