“There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“I know this is wrong, but do you ever wonder if she just made the whole thing up? I mean, it's a pretty good one. It's not like anyone can ever use virgin birth as an excuse again. I don't really think she made it up, but I can understand why a girl would.”

Jena Malone - Mary

“The idea of me strutting up the aisle like some snowy white virgin is insane.”
Luna Lauren Velez - Carol

“Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee. Lousy with virginity. Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed. I can't, I'm Sandra Dee.”

Stockard Channing - Rizzo

“- Mother Superior: There are 3 vows every nun must accept: The vow of poverty. The vow of obedience.
- Deloris: Mm-Hmm.
- Mother Superior: And the vow of chastity.
- Deloris: I am outta here with that.”
Maggie Smith - Mother Superior
Whoopi Goldberg - Deloris