“- Steve Arlo: Why are we talking on the phone?
- Daryl Zero: I told you. We can't be too careful. Two guys in an airport... talking? It's a little fishy.”

Ben Stiller - Steve Arlo
Bill Pullman - Daryl Zero

“- Sally Owens: We have to go to the police. It was self defense.
- Gilly Owens: What, the old slowly-poisoning-him-to-death self defense?”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens
Nicole Kidman - Gillian Owens

“Karmically, self-defense is quite cool.”
Robin Williams - Doctor Cozy Carlisle

“They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!”
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams

“- Buck Heller: Here is your gun.
- Adam Beckett: What? I've never used a gun before in my life. I mean, they scare me.
- Buck Heller: Come on, Beckett, don't be such a pussy. You don't know who's out there.”
Dan Aykroyd - Buck Heller
Zach Galligan - Adam Beckett