“Sex, sex, sex, that's all these kids talk about!”

Terry Jones - Mandy Cohen

“- Big Lou Kritski: Heather, can I ask you something? How far did you go in school?
- Heather: Oh, well when I was in high school I wouldn't even let a guy touch me. But when I got to community college, I turned pretty wild.”
Vincent Gardenia - Big Lou Kritski
Stacey Travis - Heather

“I wouldn't do that for all the teenage twat in Thailand.”
Pierce Brosnan - Julian Noble

“- Mr. Randy: Goddamn it, Julian, you leave the game, even for a while, I don't know if they'll gonna let you back in. And then what the hell are you gonna do? Waste your days picking up illiterate teenagers for suck-and-fuck sessions behind the Old Navy store?
- Julian Noble: Sounds delightful to me.”
Philip Baker Hall - Mr. Randy
Pierce Brosnan - Julian Noble

“- Principal Holmstead: How am I ever going to get through to you?
- Kelly Ernswiler: Well, advertising executives use status and sex to appeal to my demographic.”
Hattie Winston - Principal Holmstead
Shia LaBeouf - Kelly Ernswiler