“You know, one day when I was a kid my father ran off with a goat.”
Woody Harrelson - Lou the Lamb

“- Nicole: You know, one these days I'm leaving and I'm never coming back.
- Megan: Fine. Go live with you father.
- Nicole: Oh, you're such a bitch.”
Katherine Heigl - Nicole
Lauren Hutton - Megan

- Peter: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?".
- Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
Ron Livingston - Peter
Diedrich Bader - Lawrence

“- Holly Golightly: Thursday! It can't be! It's too gruesome!
- Paul Varjak: What's so gruesome about Thursday?
- Holly Golightly: Nothing, except I can never remember when it's coming up.”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly
George Peppard - Paul Varjak

“- Billy Madison: Man, why did I have so many drinks? I can't remember! What's today?
- Frank: October?
- Billy Madison: It's Nudie Magazine Day!!”
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison
Norm MacDonald - Frank