“- Dill: Yeah, no dating.
- Rosemary: No dating.
- Dill: No dating for you, young lady.
- Olive: Oh, I think my complete lack of allure already kinda shot that horse in the face.”

Stanley Tucci - Dill
Patricia Clarkson - Rosemary
Emma Stone - Olive

“No one could understand how Mrs. Lisbon and Mr. Lisbon, our mathteacher, could produce such beautiful creatures.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Narrator

“She's stupid enough not to be a menace, good-looking enough to be decorative; she gets drunk with economical speed...”

John Travolta - Terl

“- D'Artagnan: You are constantly surrounded by beautiful women. Do you love any of them?
- King Louis: Quite frequently, actually.”
Gabriel Byrne - D'Artagnan
Leonardo DiCaprio - King Louis

“Pearl, you're curved in the flesh of temptation. Resistance is going to be a darn sight harder for you than females protected by the shape of sows.”
Walter Huston - The Sinkiller