“- Susan Atwell: I'll call you later tonight.
- Tom Farrell: I'll wait by the phone.”
Sean Young - Susan Atwell
Kevin Costner - Tom Farrell

“Come on Harry, the maiden fair waits for her knight in shining corduroy.”

Leslie William Nielsen - Richard Vickers

“You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You gotta kill him or let him be.”
John Wayne - Rooster Cogburn

“- Maître D': Good evening sir and how are we today?
- Mr. Creosote: Better.
- Maître D': Better?
- Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.”
John Marwood Cleese - Maître D'
Terry Jones - Mr. Creosote

“- Yvonne: Shaun! How are you doing?
- Shaun: Surviving.”
Jessica Hynes - Yvonne
Simon Pegg - Shaun