“You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem!”
Harold Gould - Arthur Mendelson

“You are so lucky you don't know who your parents are.”

Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis

“- Dexter Reed: I bet you don't have one real problem, do you?
- Ed: I have six toes on my left foot. What kind of problems do you have, Dexter?
- Dexter Reed: Other than the ones you caused? A lot. Most of them started when I was a kid when my parents split up.”
Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

“- Peter Shepherd: Do you miss mom and dad?
- Judy Shepherd: No.
- Peter Shepherd: Liar. If you don't cut that out, they're gonna send you to a shrink.
- Judy Shepherd: Where do you think they're gonna send you if you don't start talking?”
Bradley Pierce - Peter Shepherd
Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd

“- Vic: Well, I can think of a problem that's a good deal more important and you, as a parent, are ignoring it completely.
- Earl Keese: What?
- Vic: What is Elaine doing about sex? Is she getting probed?”
Dan Aykroyd - Vic
John Belushi - Earl Keese