“- Alex Cardo: Police, John.
- John: You set me up?
- Alex Cardo: Ha ha, payback's a bitch, yah.”
Daniel Bernhardt - Alex Cardo
Philip Tan - John

“- Gillian Bromley: It doesn't trouble you that blackmail is, in fact, against the law?
- Chief Insp. Cyril Willis: Policemen are constantly breaking the law. It's one of the many ways we have of upholding it.”
Lesley-Anne Down - Gillian Bromley
David Niven - Chief Insp. Cyril Willis

“- Barney Coopersmith: You don't tip FBI men!
- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Sure you do!”

Rick Moranis - Barney Coopersmith
Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli

“- Dan O'Grady: Gold, Leah! Gold.
- Mrs. O'Grady: What in the lord's name...
- Dan O'Grady: A pot of gold! A wee person, a leprechaun. I caught him and made him show me where his gold is. It's the rule, you know?”

Shay Duffin - Dan O'Grady
Pamela Mant - Mrs. O'Grady

“- Xander Cage: What is this place?
- Agent Augustus Gibbons: Looks like a diner.
- Xander Cage: That's clever. You know, you almost had me going there for a while. Then I started noticing things. You got a stockbroker over here, all dressed up reading the Financial Times on a Sunday morning when the market's closed.”
Vin Diesel - Xander Cage
Samuel L. Jackson - Agent Augustus Gibbons