“- Cop #1: Hey, didya see that, uh, Nina Bedford show this morning?
- Cop #2: Yeah, that uh... thing about toast-fucking.
- Cop #1: ...toast-fucking?
- Cop #2: Yeah - it's the new thing where you fuck or get fucked with toast.
- Cop #1: No, the... the show this morning was about that new drug.
- Cop #2: Oh. Must have been a dream I had.”
Mark McKinney - Cop #1
Bruce McCulloch - Cop #2

“- Skye Davidson: No cable?
- Caroline Baxter: I tried get it, but they actually wanted me to pay for 45 miles cable.
- Prof. Lance Davidson: Sounds like a satellite dish would be cheaper.
- Caroline Baxter: Yes, but then the aliens would know where we are.”
Kate Hudson - Skye Davidson
Lucinda Jenney - Caroline Baxter
John Heard - Prof. Lance Davidson

“Elections are won with television. You don't need the press, you don't need endorsements, you don't even need the truth. You need money.”
Ron Silverin - McComb

“The audience didn't tune in to watch some amazing display of intellectual ability. They just wanted to watch the money.”
Martin Scorsese - Martin Rittenhome

“- Luke Fuchs: You're lookin' at one of the finest automobiles on this lot. Y'know, I rebuilt that engine with my own two hands.
- Mickey: Does it run?
- Luke Fuchs: Does it run? Like a dream.
- Mickey: Well, old man... for $2400, it better run like a wet dream.”
Jack Warden - Luke Fuchs
Michael Talbott - Mickey