“- Assistant Coach: Hey ladies, are you gonna be ready to play football this fall? huh?
- Benny O'Donnell: I don't know coach, I've been doin' so well in English I thought I might work on bein' a writer. What do ya think about that?
- Assistant Coach: Boy, you woudln't know how to spell your own name if it wasn't stencilled on your locker.”
Rick Moser - Assistant Coach
Cole Hauser - Benny

“- Lucas: Just give me one chance. One play.
- Coach: Get out of here, I said. Get off of the field.
- Lucas: I'll make you a deal. You have nothing to lose. They're whipping your ass, anyway.
- Coach: Listen to me...
- Lucas: Put me in, I'll never come back, I swear. Just let me play today. You have nothing to lose, just let me in.”

Corey Haim - Lucas
Guy Boyd - Coach

“- Maggie: You could have gotten killed.
- Lucas: Did we win?
- Maggie: No way.
- Lucas: Boy. They sure were big.
- Maggie: I don't want you ever playing football again.”

Kerri Green - Maggie
Corey Haim - Lucas

I sucked so bad they used to pick me after the white kids. They used to say "Man I can't believe I picked a nigga that can't play".

Chris Rock - Caretaker

“Football and drugs. A perfect Saturday afternoon.”
Rhys Ifans - Iki