“- Richard Newton: Hey, Brennan. I bet all your friends are gonna be staying in hotels this summer. We're gonna sleep beside pristine lakes in the great outdoors, and the beauty of it is this rig has everything! So, you'll never even know you left home.
- Brennan Newton: That's just it, Dad: it's home, but smaller for two weeks.”
Judge Reinhold - Richard Newton
Joe Pichler - Brennan Newton

“- Trish: Christ, do you think they even have a phone?
- Darry: I'm guessing no phones and a lot of guns.”

Gina Philips - Trish
Justin Long - Darry

“I had a farm in Africa at the foot of the Ngong Hills. The Equator runs across these highlands, a hundred miles to the north, and the farm lay at an altitude of over six thousand feet. In the day-time you felt that you had got high up; near to the sun, but the early mornings and evenings were limpid and restful, and the nights were cold.”
Meryl Streep - Karen

“I have a friend who lives in the country, and it's supposed to be an hour from 42nd Street. A lie! The only thing that's an hour from 42nd Street is 43rd Street!”
Sir Michael Caine - Noel Holcroft

- Karen White: There was howling just a minute ago.
- R. William "Bill" Neill: It was probably somebody's stray dog.
- Karen White: It didn't sound like any dog I've ever heard before.
- R. William "Bill" Neill: Honey, you're from Los Angeles. The wildest thing you've ever heard is Wolfman Jack. This is the country.
Dee Wallace - Karen White
R. William "Bill" Neill - R. William "Bill" Neill