“- Caifano: What the fuck do you want from me, Dime?
- Lieutenant Dime: I want a name. I want addresses. I've got nothing.
- Caifano: Then you've got what I've got. Shit!”
Mario Gallo - Caifano
Virgil Frye - Lt. Dime

“- Dottie Hinkle: Hello?
- Beverly R. Sutphin: Is this the Cocksucker residence?
- Dottie Hinkle: God damn you! Stop calling here!
- Beverly R. Sutphin: Is this Four Two One Five Pussy Way?
- Dottie Hinkle: You bitch!
- Beverly R. Sutphin: Now let me check the zipcode. Two-one-two-fuck-you?”

Mink Stole - Dottie Hinkle
Kathleen Turner - Beverly R. Sutphin

“- Harvey Holroyd: I just want to find out where she is.
- Dr. Leonard Miller: Hey, Harv, that's her space.
- Harvey Holroyd: Right. And what's the address of her space?”
Martin Mull - Harvey
Peter Bonerz - Leonard

“- Bald Cop: Where do you live?
- Frank Fencepost: I live where the land meets the sky. Where the eagle and the raven fly free. I live under the sun and the moon.
- Bald Cop: Where do you live?
- Silas Crow: I'm his neighbour.”
Bruno Bryniarski - Bald Cop
Adam Beach - Frank Fencepost
Ryan Rajendra Black - Silas Crow

“- Joe Bradley: Where do you live?
- Princess Ann: Colosseum.
- Joe Bradley: [to taxi driver] She lives in the Colosseum.
- Taxicab Driver: Is wrong address!”
Gregory Peck - Joe Bradley
Audrey Hepburn - Princess Ann
Alfredo Rizzo - Taxicab Driver