“- Margaret Wade: You know why men are so lousy when it comes to taking care of babies?
- Dennis Mitchell: They have better things to do.
- Margaret Wade: Like what? Play golf and drink beer?
- Dennis Mitchell: No, like hunting, having wars, driving cars, shaving, cleaning fish.”
Amy Sakasitz - Margaret Wade
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell

“I want to do something with him that's his first time. I’m gonna look in his face when he tries ice cream. Every time he has ice cream for the rest of his life, he's gonna see my fucking face.”
Ryan Gosling - Luke

“- Ricky Bobby: Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, in your golden, fleece diapers, with your curled-up, fat, balled-up little fists pawin' at the air...
- Chip: He was a man! He had a beard!
- Ricky Bobby: I like the baby version the best, do you hear me?”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
Ted Manson - Chip

“I was raised feral, and I mostly stayed that way.”
Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“Hey, hey she has a job! You kids are her job!”

Sam Rockwell - Eric Bowen