“I used to think a wedding was a simple affair. Boy and girl meet, they fall in love, he buys a ring, she buys a dress, they say I do. I was wrong. That's getting married. A wedding is an entirely different proposition.”
Steve Martin - George Banks

“Every time anyone we knew got married, it ruined their relationship. They practically never had sex again. It's true, it's one of the secrets that no one ever tells you.”
Meg Ryan - Sally Albright

“- Julianne Potter: Now remember, it is the duty of the best man to dance with the maid of honor.
- Michael O'Neill: Dance? You can't dance. When did you learn how to dance?
- Julianne Potter: I've got moves you've never seen.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Dermot Mulroney - Michael O'Neal

“- Mildred: You're so much nicer than Jon's first wife.
- Audrey: You were married before?
- Jon: Um...
- Audrey: You were married before and you didn't tell me?
- Jon: Didn't I tell you? I thought I told you. I told somebody.”
Anne Jackson - Mildred Aldrich
Wendy Crewson - Audrey Aldrich
Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich

“- Jack Ryan: I'm in the CIA.
- Cathy Muller: Thank God. I thought you were having an affair.”
Chris Pine - Jack Ryan
Keira Knightley - Kathy Muller