“- Jane Goodale: Well, don't shit on my broken heart just because you converted to some warped brand of romantic atheism!
- Eddie Alden: It's called self-preservation.
- Jane Goodale: Oh, in other words, your narcotize yourself with casual sex.”
Ashley Judd - Jane Goodale
Hugh Jackman - Eddie Alden

“- Betty: I'm gonna give you a blowjob.
- Gord Brody: Oh Betty. It's only our first date. Don't you think we should go do some romantic stuff first? Maybe take a walk in the park or something?”
Marisa Coughlan - Betty
Tom Greening - Gord Brody

“- Rusty Griswold: Dad, I think he's gonna pork her.
- Clark Griswold: He's not gonna pork her, Russ.
- Rusty Griswold: I think he's gonna.
- Clark Griswold: He may pork her, finish your breakfast.”

Jason Lively - Rusty Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“Finally, the expertspredict, to survive intamacy in the year 2000, women will learn to be more sexually aggressive, and men more romantic.”
Dana Delany - Lisa

“- Dr. Bill Capa: I'm still a romantic. I just don't have anybody to be romantic with. They all want to fuck me or marry me. None of 'em want to love me.
- Ashland: Maybe you don't want to be loved.”
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa
Jeff Corey - Ashland