“- Drew: And who would've thought... you, an IRS agent.
- Joe Black: Death and taxes.”

Jake Weber - Drew
Brad Pitt - Joe Black

“They're the police. Hey, your taxes are paying their salaries. We die, they gotta take a pay cut.”
Alan Ruck - Stephens

“All right, boy, I guess you got a reward coming. Twenty-five thousand dollars. Or, if you need home furnishings, I can give you a line of credit at any of my stores. In fact, that's the way I'd rather handle it. Tax reasons.”
Trey Wilson - Nathan Arizona, Sr.

“If we're gonna spend tax dollars, our tax dollars, to help people break the law in a safer way, why don't we have a designated drunk-driver lane on the highway too?”
Andrew Garfield - Todd Hayes

“- Bryce Arbogast: You didn't pay taxes.
- Nina Brewster: On stolen money?
- Bryce Arbogast: I didn't hear that.”
Christopher McDonald - Bryce Arbogast
Queen Latifah - Nina Brewster