“- Drew: And who would've thought... you, an IRS agent.
- Joe Black: Death and taxes.”

Jake Weber - Drew
Brad Pitt - Joe Black

“They're the police. Hey, your taxes are paying their salaries. We die, they gotta take a pay cut.”
Alan Ruck - Stephens

“All right, boy, I guess you got a reward coming. Twenty-five thousand dollars. Or, if you need home furnishings, I can give you a line of credit at any of my stores. In fact, that's the way I'd rather handle it. Taxreasons.”
Trey Wilson - Nathan Arizona, Sr.

“- Bryce Arbogast: You didn't pay taxes.
- Nina Brewster: On stolen money?
- Bryce Arbogast: I didn't hear that.”
Christopher McDonald - Bryce Arbogast
Queen Latifah - Nina Brewster

“I was a damn good shrink. Nineteen years I worked with a lot of people through a lot of shit. I loved being a doctor. I used to not charge half my patients. Then the fucking state comes along, they send in some bitch undercover, and I'm fucked. Life isn't fair, is it?”
Robin Williams - Doctor Cozy Carlisle