“- Sartana: I called in a few favors. Look at this. Got you all the right papers. You can start over now, be a real person.
- Machete: [hands back the papers] Why do I want to be a real person when I'm already a myth?”
Jessica Alba - Sartana
Danny Trejo - Machete

“Never touched a legend before!”
Hugh Ross - Narcisse

“Dogs can look up!”
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps.”
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell

“The old ones say when a man and an animal have spilled each other's blood, they become one.”
Gordon Tootoosis - One Stab