“- Arjen Rudd: Now we do have a seriousdiplomaticsituationhere, which I will be taking up with your state department first thing in the morning.
- Martin Riggs: Whoa, you got me quaking in my boots, but I'm still gonna bring you down.
- Arjen Rudd: My dear officer, you could not even give me a parking ticket! Who is the dickhead now, eh?”
Joss Ackland - Arjen Rudd
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“I'm a diplomat! I failed flight school!”
Carl Lumbly - John Parker

- Al Burnett: The Ambassador's coming. Space nut. Knows everything about Apollo 11.
- Ross "Mitch" Mitchell: Does he know where it is?

Patrick Warburton - Al Burnett
Kevin Harrington - Ross 'Mitch' Mitchell

- Popov: We're Russians! We demand you take us to the Russian imbecile!
- Natalya: It's "Embassy", imbecile!
Perry Anzilotti - Popov
Nora Dunn - Natalya

“We acted too late. Only when our own national security was threatened did we act. Radek's regime murdered over 200,000 men, women, and children, and we watched it on TV. We let it happen. People were being slaughtered for over a year and we issued economic sanctions and hid behind the rhetoric of diplomacy. How dare we? The dead remember.”
Harrison Ford - President James Marshall