“Holy smokes!”

Joe Pesci - Joe Waters

“- Waiter: Are you ready to order?
- Rose: Yes, goddammit. I'm going to have the fucking poached salmon, with the son-of-a-bitching rice, and a dirty bastard salad with a shitload of Roquefort dressing. Thank you. And um, who knows what this asshole wants.
- Eddie Birdlace: I'll just take a fucking beer.”
Lili Taylor - Rose
River Phoenix - Eddie Birdlace

“- Eddie Birdlace: Where's our fucking drinks?
- Rose: You boys sure like to swear.
- Eddie Birdlace: No, we just like to drink.”
River Phoenix - Eddie Birdlace
Lili Taylor - Rose

“- Captain James Hook: Peter. I swear to you wherever you go, wherever you are, I vow there will always be daggers bearing notes signed James Hook. They will be flung into doors of your children's children's children, do you hear me?
- Peter Banning: What do you want, old man?
- Captain James Hook: Just you.”
Dustin Hoffman - Captain James Hook
Robin Williams - Peter Banning

“- Zee James: Bob, have you done this?
- Robert Ford: I swear to God that I didn't.”

Mary-Louise Parker - Zee James
Casey Affleck - Robert Ford