- Stephen Glass: If I were to throw a party where all we did was play "Monopoly", would you guys come?
- Caitlin Avey: Could I be the little shoe?
Hayden Christensen - Stephen Glass
Chloë Sevigny - Caitlin Avey

“- Malik: What are you doing here?
- Other black guy at party: What do you mean?
- Malik: I am supposed to be the only black guy at this party.”

Deon Richmond - Malik
Sean Patrick Thomas - Other black guy at party

“Hey guys, welcome to the party. If you're gonna have sex, please... do it in my parents' bedroom.”
Rob Benedict - Preston Wasserstein

“- Debbie Thompson: Are there gonna be girls at the party?
- Rick Gassko: No... it's a 'stag' party, and that means that the 'does' stay home!
- Debbie Thompson: I'm not talking about the 'does'. I'm talking about hookers.”
Tawny Kitaen - Debbie Thompson
Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko

Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say "it sucks" and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck.
Jon Favreau - Mike