“Damn she got in a fight with a hairdryer, and the hairdryer won.”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“I got a PHD. A poser hater degree.”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“It's useful being top banana in the shock department.”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“- Paul Varjak: [about Holly and Jose] So you're getting married, then?
- Holly Golightly: Well, he hasn't really asked me, not in so many words.
- Paul Varjak: Four you mean?
- Holly Golightly: Huh?
- Paul Varjak: Well that's how many it takes: will you marry me?”
George Peppard - Paul Varjak
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“- Matt: David, going somewhere?
- David: Yea I got a date with your mom!”

Michael DeLuise - Matt Wilson
Sean Astin - Dave