“I’m here to regulate funkiness.”
James Gandolfini - Winston Baldry

“- Pongo: Come on, kids! Roll in the soot!
- Penny: You mean you want us to get dirty?
- Pepper: Did you hear that, Freckles? Dad wants us to get dirty.
- Cadpig: Mother, should we?
- Perdita: Do as your father says.
- Pepper: This'll be fun!
- Cadpig: I always wanted to get good and dirty!”
Rod Taylor - Pongo
Sandra Abbott - Penny
Cate Bauer - Perdita

“- Peter Klaven: You need a plastic bag?
- Sydney Fife: Oh, no. I don't clean up after my dog. Dog poop is like a compost. It's got a ton of nutrients that enrich the soil.
- Peter Klaven: But we're on pavement.”
Paul Rudd - Peter Klaven
Jason Segel - Sydney Fife

“I love the rain... it washes everything away... makes it clean.”
Kevin Bacon - Martin Thiel

“- Hilde: I have ready bath for us. Yes?
- Col. Mike McCauley: With bubbles?
- Hilde: With lots of bubbles.”
Claudia Butenuth - Hilde
Patrick McGoohan - Col. Mike McCauley