“I'm just scared I'll come home one day and find you screwing a toaster. I forgot one thing, are you circumcised?”

Alice Playten - Gloria

“One more look at him with those bedroom-eyes and I'll break your leg!”

Aline MacMahon - Trixie Lorraine

“Put... that... cookie... down! Cookies are for closers!”
Alec Baldwin - Boss Baby

“Am I talking to a brick wall? Did I tell you to touch her? If you touch her again; I stab you in the heart!”
Robin Williams - Seymour Parrish

“- Ted the Bellhop: Later, in another room, some crazy fucking maniac sticks a gun in my face and forces me to play out some psychosexual drama with his wife.
- Margaret: He made you have psycho sex with his wife?
- Ted the Bellhop: No, he didn't make me fuck his wife, he thought I'd fucked his wife! He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun!”
Tim Roth - Ted the Bellhop
Marisa Tomei - Margaret