“- Sonny: I've been asking about you all day. You may not believe this but I'm painting an album cover and you're on it.
- Kira: Why shouldn't I believe it?
- Sonny: Because before today I never laid eyes on you. Now I've seen you 3 times in one day. That's a little too coincidental.
- Kira: Sounds like you don't believe it.”
Michael Beck - Sonny Malone
Olivia Newton-Jonn - Kira

“- Harry Feversham: Why are you protecting me?
- Abou Fatma: God put you in my way. I have no choice.
- Harry Feversham: God? An Englishman... and a Christian? You must have done something terrible to offend him.”
Heath Ledger - Harry Feversham
Djimon Hounsou - Abou Fatma

“- Biker: Hey, crazy lady, I believe in God, too. I just don't think he's the bloodthirsty asshole you make him out to be.
- Mrs. Carmody: Well, you take that up with the Devil when you run into him. You just chat it over at your leisure.”
Brian Libby - Biker
Marcia Gay Harden - Mrs. Carmody

“- Jill Sadelstein: How could there be a Grand Canyon if God didn't exist?
- Todd: Right. That's a very good point. I'm just saying, you know, maybe...
- Jill Sadelstein: Maybe God wouldn't have given you a rat face if you believed in him.”
Adam Sandler - Jill Sadelstein
Nick Swardson - Todd

“Personally, I don't believe in God. I don't believe in the Devil either. Perhaps that is why I am never disappointed.”

Michael Jenn - The Duke of Burgundy