“- Hansel: Is it true you have sex for ten hours?
- Sting: No comment. [silently] Fifteen...”
“I created your body, just as I created your mind. And I can uncreate it too.”
“- JD: So, you in the clear? More importantly, am I?
- Eddy: It appears so.
- JD: Appears? You'd have to do better than fucking appears, my friend.
- Eddy: Well everybody's dead, Dad. I think that's about as clear as it can get.”
“- Eva: You taught me out of books, but I have a life of my own. You didn't create me! You didn't create me!
- Dr. Frankenstein: As a matter of fact... I did.”
“- Big Chris: I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock. But let me tell you how this can be resolved by you, a good father.
- JD: Go on.
- Big Chris: He likes your bar.
- JD: Yes?
- Big Chris: He wants your bar.
- JD: And?
- Big Chris: Do you want me to draw you a picture?”