“I am not going to bury my son. My son is going to bury me.”
Denzel Washington - John Quincy Archibald

“- William Lightbody: They're dead! They've been electrocuted!
- Endymion Hart-Jones: Rather a severe cure for flatulence, I do admit.”
Matthew Broderick - William Lightbody
John Neville - Endymion Hart-Jones

“- Fuzzy: Is your father dead?
- Dr. Wilbur Larch: Cirrhosis. It's a disease of the liver.
- Fuzzy: What, a liver killed him?
- Dr. Wilbur Larch: No, alcohol killed him. He drank himself to death.”
Erik Per Sullivan - Fuzzy
Sir Michael Caine - Dr. Wilbur Larch

“- Hilary O'Neil: I told Estelle you have a terminal disease.
- Victor Geddes: What?
- Hilary O'Neil: Assholeitis.”
Julia Roberts - Hilary O'Neil
Campbell Scott - Victor Geddes

“- Vada Sultenfuss: Dad, I don't want to upset you, but my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate than my right. It can only mean one thing: cancer. I'm dying.
- Harry Sultenfuss: [making a sandwich] Okay, sweetie, hand me the mayonnaise out of the fridge.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Dan Aykroyd - Harry Sultenfuss