“- The Coachman: I'm collecting stupid little boys.
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: Stupid little boys?
- The Coachman: The disobedient ones who play hooky from school.”
Charles Judels - The Coachman
Walter Catlett - J. Worthington Foulfellow

“Pinocchio! So, this is where I find you! How do you ever expect to be a real boy? Look at yourself! Smoking! Playing pool! You're coming right home with me this minute!”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

- Orin Hanner Sr.: You're violating my constitutional rights.
- Jack Taggart: Mr. Hanner, I promise you, as sure as you stand here now, I'm gonna show you a new meaning to the word "violation".
Kris Kristofferson - Orin Hanner Sr.
Steven Seagal - Jack Taggart

“- Arthur Kriticos: I told them not to leave this spot.
- Dennis Rafkin: They're kids - what do you expect?”
Tony Shalhoub - Arthur Kriticos
Matthew Lillard - Dennis Rafkin

“- Michael Zane: Finish your fries.
- Jesse Waingrow: You can't tell me what to do. You're not my dad.
- Michael Zane: Didn't anybody ever tell you about starving kids in Africa?
- Jesse Waingrow: Why? Are you gonna send them my fries?”
Kurt Russell - Michael Zane
David Kaye - Jesse Waingrow