“What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Evelyn: Who invited them?
- Stephen Price: I don't know, it wasn't me and you say it wasn't you. Who then, Evelyn? Ghosts?”
Famke Janssen - Evelyn
Geoffrey Rush - Stephen Price

“- Rafe Covington: Sheriff, you're sittin' in my rocking chair.
- Sheriff Walter Moncrief: I thought that's what it was for.
- Rafe Covington: It's for people I invite to sit in it.
- Joe Gill: Walter, you ain't invited.”
Tom Selleck - Rafe Covington
Barry Corbin - Sheriff Walter Moncrief
Wilford Brimley - Joe Gill

“Fun is actually knowing who half your guests are.”
Chevy Chase - Chris Thorne

“What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?”

Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson