- Vinny: Come on, get in the car. Please, baby.
- Dionna: Baby? Don't you dare "baby" me! I'm gonna wait here! I'm gonna wait here until somebody comes along. You know what? I'm gonna wait here until some soul brother comes along in his big black Cadillac. And you know and I know that he's got a big black dick too.
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Mira Sorvino - Dionna

- Paul Morgan: I'm flattered, but I'm sorry, I'm not interested. You're not my type.
- Rachel Logan: I'm everyone's type! "I'm not your type"? A simple "I'm married" would have done you, scumbag. You are dead meat, pal.
Scott Bakula - Paul Morgan
Linda Hamilton - Rachel Logan

“- Jeremy Melton: Ummm, Paige, will you dance with me?
- Young Paige: I'd rather be boiled alive.”
Joel Palmer - Jeremy Melton
Chelcie Burgart - Young Paige

“- Emma Dinsmore: Does the fact that you called seventeen times last night with no response from me send any kind of signal to you?
- Alex Sheldon: I mean, I'm not an idiot. I figured you probably wanted to talk to me but that your machine was broken.”
Kate Hudson - Emma Dinsmore
Luke Wilson - Alex Sheldon

I walked over to her and I'm trying to relax her and calm her down and I said "I like your hair!" and she has this Southern accent and she says "My hair makes me closer to Jesus". I couldn't believe it! It looked like she had gone to an ice cream store to get her hair done!

Bonnie Hunt - Dr. Gail Holland