“- Mack: We were planning to take my boy.
- Simon: How old is he?
- Mack: 15.
- Simon: 15? Probably won't wanna go with you now. Probably go with his friends and his chick now. You've missed that boat.”

Kevin Kline - Mack
Danny Glover - Simon

“- Dr. Grace Holloway: He's British.
- The Doctor: I suppose I am.”

Daphne Ashbrook - Dr. Grace Holloway
Paul McGann - The Doctor

“- Ace Ventura: Assholomio...Osodomia...Lea- Holy...testicle Tuesday!
- Lois Einhorn: What the hell is he doing here?
- Ace Ventura: I came to confess. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.”

Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura
Sean Young - Lois Einhorn

“You know, I'd be jealous about you staying at Allie's place, except I always thought he was kind of a closet queer.”
Bill Murray - Steve Zissou

“I can do whatever I want. I'm eccentric.”
John Marwood Cleese - Donald P. Sinclair