“- Yellowbeard: Dan, if you're my son, prove it. Kill this stupid old bugger!
- Lord Lambourn: Hold your horses...
- Dan: I can't kill him! He brought me up! Just like a father.
- Yellowbeard: Oh, you mean he's beat ya and kicked ya and smashed ya in the teeth?”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard
Peter Cook - Lord Lambourn
Martin Hewitt - Dan

“When I was a kid, my dad was on the road a lot. He would give me a box full books, call me every night and quiz me. I'd get an ice cream cone for every book I read, so I was a fat kid.”

Chiwetel Ejiofor - Adrian Helmsley

- Lena Foster: You never lied to your father? Would you like me to show you at least 500 examples?
- Daniel Miller: I said "pretty much" never lied. I didn't say I never, ever lied.
Lee Grant - Lena Foster
Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller

“- Sergeant Lee: Well, that's a nice watch, show me that. Where'd you get that?
- Garcia: My father, uh, gave it to me.
- Sergeant Lee: Your father gave it to you? He must be quite a guy. What's he do?
- Garcia: He's a barber.
- Sergeant Lee: Barber? Gee, he must cut a lot of hair.”

Scott Glenn - Sergeant Lee
Michael Peña - Garcia

“- Nick Kelson: All you've been doing to me is lying to me since the day you left me there back at the bus station.
- Jack Kelson: Put your mouth in park, leave and get in your room.
- Nick Kelson: I don't have a room!
- Jack Kelson: Well, then get out!”

Edward Furlong - Nick Kelson
Jeff Bridges - Jack Kelson