“My name is Jordan Belfort. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“When you get your money, I think you need to get an anger management class.”
Jamie Foxx - Alvin

“- Esteban: Look, time is money and money is time little honey, and right now you are costing me a lot of both.
- Fresh: You gonna get mad.
- Esteban: Look, it would be very difficult to get me any madder than I am already.”
Giancarlo Esposito - Esteban
Sean Nelson - Fresh

“- Pinocchio: We'll make him sneeze!
- Geppetto: Make him sneeze? Oh, that will make him mad!”

Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Christian Rub - Geppetto

“He broke a blood vessel because he found his name was omitted from the Encyclopedia of Britannica, because thirty pages were devoted to Thomas Alva Edison, seventeen to Alexander Graham Bell, but not one line to Daniel S. Totten, the inventor of the electric toaster.”

Mary Field - Miss Totten