“Last time I smoked that stuff, they found me on top of the Sears Tower trying to build a nest.”

Robin Williams - Jack Moniker

“That's what keeps a relationship going through the years. Like heroin, I mean heroin's got a great fucking personality.”
Jonny Lee Miller - Sick Boy

“Stay away from drugs, gangs, and cyberporn on the Internet and you can be President of the United States some day.”
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues

“- Malcolm: Phoebe - how would you like to supervise our Sidney for a month or two?
- Phoebe: No way.
- Malcolm: Go on; you'd be a good influence on the boy. Why not?
- Phoebe: Infectious hepatitis, loony girlfriend, drugs?
- Malcolm: Boys will be boys.”
David Hayman - Malcolm
Debby Bishop - Phoebe

“- Richard Boyle: How am I a bad Catholic?
- María: You are living in sin. You drink!
- Richard Boyle: Okay, yeah, once in a while...
- María: You sleep with many women... Do you smoke marijuana?
- Richard Boyle: No, that was Rock! He's a troublemaker!”
Elpidia Carrillo - María
James Woods - Richard Boyle