“Camp Nowhere” quotes

(1994)
Movie Camp Nowhere
Title Camp Nowhere
Year 1994
Director Jonathan Prince
Genre Comedy, Adventure, Family
Plot – Morris' parents impose their children what to do on holiday, so Morris works around the problem organizing a mock camping for one day with his school mates. All his classmates work in his favor but what lacks is the support of a teacher.
All actors – John Putch, Peter Scolari, Romy Windsor, Jonathan Jackson, Joshua Gibran Mayweather, Andrew Keegan, Devin Oatway, Kellen McLaughlin, Brian Wagner, Marnette Patterson, Melody Kay, Christopher Lloyd
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  • “If you were wearing a skirt right now, I'd be in heaven.”

    Andrew Keegan - Zack Dell
    [Tag:beauty, clothes]
  • - Gaby: Guys can be geeks, but it's different for girls. I'm gonna wind up wearing a hairnet and serving Jell-o in the cafeteria!
    - "Mud": That won't happen, because a lot of girlsstart out... lumpy. But you'll get thinner, and then you'll start to grow... chests, and then you'll be going out with guys who hang me up by my underwear.

    Melody Kay - Gaby Nowicki
    Jonathan Jackson - Morris 'Mud' Himmel
  • “Back in the '60s, when we said we wanted to change society, maybe we should've been more specific.”
    Chris Lloyd - Dennis Van Welker
  • - "Mud": Who's this?
    - Dennis Van Welker: Winston Churchill. Jimi Hendrix of the spoken word.
    - "Mud": Who's Jimi Hendrix?
    - Dennis Van Welker: Michael Jordan of the electric guitar.

    Jonathan Jackson - Morris 'Mud' Himmel
    Chris Lloyd - Dennis Van Welker
  • - Zach: We're not "delinquent friends".
    - Trish: Oh, really? Then how come you go to military camps every summer, because you like the haircuts?
    - Zach: You know my Dad. "Military camp builds character".

    Andrew Keegan - Zack Dell
    Marnette Patterson - Trish Prescott
  • - "Mud": How could you invite her over?! She's going to find out!
    - Dennis Van Welker: Mud, in a couple of years, two things will happen. One, you'll grow a ridiculous mustache that looks fruit mold on your upper lip. Two, you'll suddenly understand why men invite charming, attractive women to dinner.

    Jonathan Jackson - Morris 'Mud' Himmel
    Chris Lloyd - Dennis Van Welker
    [Tag:date, growth, women]
  • - "Mud": Dad! Just because I'm smart doesn't mean I can't act stupid.
    - Zach: If Mud's guilty I am too.
    - Gaby: Me too! I'm smart enough to act stupid.
    - Trish: Yeah and I'm stupid too! Well... you know what I mean.

    Jonathan Jackson - Morris 'Mud' Himmel
    Andrew Keegan - Zack Dell
    Melody Kay - Gaby Nowicki
    Marnette Patterson - Trish Prescott
  • Here's what you do: get lost! Disappear into the woods for five or six hours. When you show up they'll be so glad you haven't been eaten by bears, they'll forget the other stuff!”

    Chris Lloyd - Dennis Van Welker
  • - Dennis Van Welker: Don't forget your pills. 4 every hour.
    - "Mud": Uh Dennis? that's 1 every 4 hours.
    - Dennis Van Welker: No way, let me see that. Oh... not the first time that mistake's gotten me in trouble.

    Chris Lloyd - Dennis Van Welker
    Jonathan Jackson - Morris 'Mud' Himmel
  • “- Fein: Back in the 60's, some hippies came here and turned the place into a commune. You know, sex, and drugs, and debauchery.
    - Dennis Van Welker: Knew I'd been here before.
    - Gaby: Eww! You did that stuff here?
    - Dennis Van Welker: No. Not here.”

    Burgess Meredith - Fein
    Chris Lloyd - Dennis Van Welker
    Melody Kay - Gaby Nowicki
    [Tag:behavior, drugs]
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