“- Lara Royce Craig: Do you speak English?
- Indian Joe: Do I look like some goddamned foreigner?
- Lara Royce Craig: I'm sorry.
- Indian Joe: Of course I speak English, also Creole, French, Spanish. I'm a native born American Indian, not some half breed immigrant like you all.”
Jill Ireland - Lara Royce Craig
Larry Sellers - Indian Joe

“- White Goodman: Donde está la biblioteca, Pedro?
- Peter La Fleur: White?
- White Goodman: We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico City, so I've been boning up on my Spanish.”
Ben Stiller - White Goodman
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur

“- Emmett Fitz-Hume: What's she saying?
- Austin Millbarge: H... hair... hairbrush... headrest...
- Emmett Fitz-Hume: Jesus, where did you learn your Russian? JCPenney?”
Chevy Chase - Emmett Fitz-Hume
Dan Aykroyd - Austin Millbarge

“- Mrs. Sherwood: Speak English.
- Leroy: I speak like I likes.
- Mrs. Sherwood: This is my home room. You'll speak as I like. I teach English. Now, if that's a foreign language, you're going to learn it.”
Anne Meara - Mrs. Sherwood
Gene Anthony Ray - Leroy

“I do have one bit of advice for you though. Take the time in school to learn a foreign language.”
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams