“Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list.”
Hank Azaria

- Lelaina Pierce: Can you define "irony"?
- Troy Dyer: It's when the actual meaning is the complete opposite from the literal meaning.
Winona Ryder - Lelaina Pierce
Ethan Hawke - Troy Dyer

“Some people find it ironical that although we run a travel agency, we've never been outside of Blaine.”
Fred Willard - Ron Albertson

“Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.”

Steve Buscemi - Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene

“In just a few hours you can be assured of going down in history as the Typhoid Mary of Oz. G'day.”
Dougray Scott - Sean Ambrose