“I can't have kids. I can never have kids. I have something wrong inside. I don't know, what do you think? Is that good for me, bad for me? No opinion? That's why you're so nice to have around Martin. You don't have opinions.”
Carol McCloskey - Mrs. Bellini
“- Corny Collins: And now it's time to say goodbye to our very own fun-lovin', free-wheelin' little Brenda. Come on up here, Brenda. Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show. How long are you gonna be gone, Brenda? - Brenda: Just nine months.”
James Marsden - Corny Collins
Cassie Silva - Brenda
“- Gertrude Steiney: You try getting ready quickly when you look like this! I'm so fat and there's gonna be nothing but beautiful skinny girls there! - Ollie Trinke: That's because they're all coked-out whores, honey. - Gertrude Steiney: I wanna be a coked-out whore!”
Jennifer Lopez - Gertrude Steiney
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke
